Technology woes

Stymied by a crippling blow dealt to it’s main technological apparatus -namely a seven-year-old somewhat filthy and dust-devil ridden personal computer that finally appears to have defecated the proverbial bed -iSaratoga will be on hiatus for the next week or so, while it’s one editor investigates the ins and outs a full hardware replacement.

Due to somewhat limited time and an inability to resurrect this key inputting device, posting will be rather limited over the next few days. However, help does appear on the way in some sort of timely fashion. Until then, please choose among the following thoughts to further you endeavors amid the sweltering summer heat.

-Hollywood Joe Bruno’s disapearing grand daughter; hapless rube, drug-induced problem child or both?

-News 9’s Kathy Young; addicted to experts or just happy to see them?

-The media’s excessive coverage of last week’s heat wave; bored reporters or National Weather Service-induced hysteria?

-The Saratogian editors; guilty of Jim Tedisco-lust or just darn happy to see his face on the front page?

-Naked man arrested after carrying a beer and hammer down Lincoln Avenue; hammered or just drunk?

Talk amongst yourselves.